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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:58
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
401(k) millionaires fell in the first quarter — but it’s not all bad news - MarketWatch
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Meta takes $15 billion stake in Scale AI in bid to catch competitors - The Washington Post
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?
share office space ...
So they tried
No go.
What the Texas food label law means for the rest of America - The Washington Post
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Crowned Shield Zamazenta Raid Guide - Pokémon GO Hub
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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6 "Bad" Foods that Could Actually Help Lower Blood Pressure, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
What are some uses for cucumbers other than eating them plain or in salads?
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Then came..
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks